JOKES
| MR. O'NEAL | -- | WHAT, YOU PAID $2.00 FOR AN OLD LAYING HEN? |
| JUNIOR T | -- | YES SIR, I WANTED ONE THAT WAS EXPERIENCED. |
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| VIRGINIA | -- | MOTHER IS IT CORRECT TO SAY THAT YOU "WATER A HORSE" WHEN YOU GIVE IT A DRINK? |
| MOTHER | -- | YES, DEAR, THAT'S RIGHT. |
| VIRGINIA | WELL THEN, I'VE JUST "MILKED THE CAT" | |
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| BUD PETTY | -- | SIR YOUR CHARMING DAUGHTER HAS INVITED ME TO DINNER |
| ELMER | -- | I'LL DO BETTER THAN THAT. I'LL INVITE YOU TO BREAKFAST, THEN YOU CAN SEE HOW SHE LOOKS IN THE MORNING WITHOUT HER MAKE-UP ON |
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| MR. GRAMLING | -- | (PRAYING AT CHAPEL EXERCISE)"OH, LORD, BLESS THOSE CALLED ON TO TEACH. |
| VOICE IN STUDENT BODY | -- | "AND DON'T FORGET THOSE CALLED ON TO RECITE" |
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| MERRIETTA | -- | I WANT TO KNOW HOW LONG SHORT GIRLS SHOULD BE COURTED |
| BUD THOMAS | -- | THAT'S EASY. JUST THE SAME TIME AS SHORT GIRLS. |
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| JOBY | -- | HOW IS THE BOY WHO SWALLOWED THE HALF DOLLAR? |
| LOUISE | -- | NO CHANGE YET. |
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| JUNIOR | -- | SO YOU'VE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL. DID THEY PUT STITCHES IN YOU? |
| VIRGINIA | -- | NO, I JUST PULLED MYSELF TOGETHER |
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| MRS. SPENCE | -- | NOW CHILDREN, A COLLISION IS TWO THINGS COMING TOGETHER UNEXPECTEDLY. JUNIOR, GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE. |
| JUNIOR | -- | TWINS |
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| MISS SHEARER | -- | YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LET BYGONES BE BYGONES MY BOY |
| PRESTON | -- | THEN WHY DO THEY MAKE US KIDS LEARN HISTORY? |
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